But you know what beats a vibrating ring any day? It's when life brings the happy necessity to buy this particular black-boxed Trojan product.I just got a question from a reader asking me if Elexa condoms were female condoms. The Elexa line looks good to me, and maybe the Vibrating Ring will bring tears of joy to women in 42 states. Unless, of course you are unfortunate enough to live in one of the eight Good Ol' Boy states in which the Vibrating Ring is banned - Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas, and Virginia. Ten bucks is kind of a lot of dough for 20 minutes of buzzing, don't you think? But for women who are too chicken to buy the Silver Bullet, much less the Rabbit, it's a good start. It lasts 20 minutes, and once the battery dies, it's useless. So aesthetically not sexy! Here's the 411 on the Elexa™ Vibrating Ring: It's a tiny bullet-shaped vibrator attached to a silicone ring that goes around his penis to help keep the condom on and give her clitoral stimulation during penetration. "What the hell is this thing? Is it electronic? Does it have a battery? It can't possibly have a battery." We were both baffled. I shook the box, trying to figure out the mystery ring. We were laughing like junior high school kids. We both immediately looked up and around to see if anyone had heard, but no one was in the aisle. I grabbed the black and red box to see what it was, and as Andrew read it over my shoulder, we both exclaimed out loud, "VIBRATING RING?!" a little too loudly. Also, keeping them in the medicine cabinet or night table drawer for you or your partner provides a comfortable way to clean up without getting up…letting you both linger in the moment or drift off to sleep.Īfter the freshened couple has woken up and is ready for round two, there's the creme de la creme of the Elexa line.
By keeping Elexa™ Freshening Cloths in your purse, “be prepared” should be your mantra. It’s great to go with the moment, but sometimes it’s unexpected, and opportunities to freshen up are limited. designed to give you and your partner an extra bit of freshness before and after an intimate encounter.
I love how Trojan's advertising wordsmiths describe their purpose. Then there's the Elexa™ Intimacy Gel, which heats up on contact, and the Elexa™ Freshening Cloths. Finally! Someone just now realized that the stink from rubbers is quite enough to turn some women off from even using them at all. All of which have a significantly lower latex smell than normal condoms.
There are Elexa™ Natural Feel Condoms, Elexa™ Stimulating Condoms, and Elexa™ Ultra-Sensitive Condoms. There's a lot of stuff in the Elexa line. I said, "Look at all these rubbers that are clearly marketed to women!" The font on the packaging was swirly and feminine. We're in the aisle with razor blades and "feminine protection." Next to the tampons is this new "Elexa" line from Trojan that just came out. While in the supermarket, we're cruising up and down every aisle. And yes, I cooked it all, turkey, mashed potatoes, corn, stuffing, gravy, and cranberry sauce. And I even did the dishes myself too.We may have eaten a bit later than most people, but we ate. After changing all the original "ski" text to include "ski and ride," and making the website as kickass as possible, I finally finished at 4 p.m., went to the gym, took a shower and came back home to, "Auntie, I'm hungry!" Andrew sadly reminded me of the Charles Dickens orphan Oliver Twist, and hoping to avoid the future label of Cruel Aunt Who Refused to Cook Me a Thanksgiving Dinner, we schlepped to Safeway and bought the fixings for our dinner. Instead of playing the domestic goddess role, I was playing the freelance web designer role and worked all day on a site advertising a friend of a friend's ski condo in Crested Butte.
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